On March 18 2010 at 3:46PM an SMS came through:

“Hi Berdley. We have 2 companies in 2 different industries. Are u keen in us arranging an interview with u to discuss our job nature, requirements, remuneration with basic and sales comm and at the same time allowing us to assess ur sales potential. Please advise. Thks.”

It didn’t attract me in any sense, especially what is “2 companies in 2 different industries”?

On March 19 2010 at 11:31AM a voice call received:

This guy, Steven, didn’t sound professional. What he said right after I answered was “Hey! You Berdley right? Got receive my SMS or not?”

I was like who the f*ck is this guy?!

He then go on asking for an interview appointment on the day itself without introducing the company he represents and so. As I wasn’t that interested, I told him that I’m unavailable and will be going for an overseas trip for a week.

He responded, “You still go holiday? You have been holiday-ing everyday during your Flight Attendant days what.”

I said with an agitated tone, “They were not for leisure, they’re work trips with responsibilities on passengers’ safety and services.”

He responded again, “What a joke! You guys are having fun onboard, don’t need to do anything what. Just need to smile and that’s all. Whatever it is, I’ll see you when you come back on Wednesday.”

I was pissed. If you don’t understand a particular occupation’s job scope and responsibilities, shut the f*ck up and live in your own la-la-land!

On the same day at 4:19PM another SMS came through:

“Ok Berdley, reference our tele conversation, will then see you Wednesday morning 24/3 at 11am if you confirm ok? Our office is at Goldbell Tower, next to Sheraton Towers Hotel beside Newton circus. As we just moved in, our interview room is like a store room. If you ok, i meet you at Obrien’s Cafe at the lobby. Msg me 10mins b4 you reach to meet you. And pls bring along your original education certs for verification. And for the right potential candidate, the interview may take 2 to 4 hours as sales potential assessment and 2 companies options will be discussed. For info, we are not MLM or recruitment agency. You ok?”

Apparently, now it does sounds EXTREMELY dodgy! And you know what, this guy kept flooding my mobile with the same message for at least four repetitions before his next SMS came through:

“Ok. Interview slot marked for you. See you then.”

Comes March 24 2010 at 8:51AM, as I didn’t want to appear to be one who made someone a wasted trip, I SMS-ed him:

“Good morning. I’m sorry as I will not be available to turn up for the appointment as I’ve got an offer and wouldn’t want you to make a wasted trip. Thank you for the time.”

At 11:02AM, he replied:

“You just got back last night and now you say got offer. If not keen just say so as its your lost. We were intending actually to offer you 2.5 basic pending successful interview plus comm. And appointed manager in 3 months upon successful training and performance and then basic to 3.3k. Anyway, good luck. Your loss.”

I responded:

“Thanks for your BEST WISHES.”

It would really be my loss if I believe in such crap! In fact, it is his loss as he is a person who appears to be unprofessional, dodgy, unethical and without general knowledge. Hence, he needs the ‘Good Luck’ more than I do.

She has been growing fatter and uglier as day goes by! She should really consider going to the gym. Lose the weight and return me my Mister Sun! You fat and ugly b*tch!

If I were to create an environment I call my own, I would eliminate the girls (Cloud and Rain) and to keep only the boys (Sun and Wind).

He is such a brat and a darling at the same time. One thing for sure, he can be quite a narcissist!

Well, I love to poke fun on him and let alone on this special day of his..

“Happy birthday, baby! Love you! Muacks!”

SLEEP HOURS. Will you switch on the lights and up the volume in a room when one is sleeping? You f*cking observe the ‘Lights Off’ rules!

PERSONAL HYGIENE. Will you sneeze openly even when during consumption of meals? Cover your f*cking nose and mouth, not spread the germs over the food especially when dining with others!

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. Will you switch television channels when one is currently watching a show? Will you grab one’s item without seeking for permission? You f*cking obtain acknowledgement before action!

Be more sensitive to your surroundings. You don’t own the entire world! F*CKERS!

Once home, Dimbo rushes to guard his Kellogg’s® Cocoa Frosties and MARIGOLD® Full Cream Milk. What an kidd’ish act, but well, he is.. my baby boy! Of course, he is not go’nna snatch my favourite bite – MAMEE® MONSTER Noodle Snack!